Sunday, July 16, 2017

DNA

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test.
She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.
Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you
Husband: What's up?
Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our kid !

Husband: Well you don't remember, do you?? 
When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped.
Then you said:- Please go change the baby, I'll wait for you here.
So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there. !!!!!!