Puns

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? 

A: Na

Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? 

A: He's 0K now

Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? 

A: "You May have graduated, but I've got many degrees."

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? 

A: It went OK.

Q: What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome? 

A: Pull down its genes!

I was going to become a polymer scientist, but didn't because I thought the work would be too repetitive.

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Rahul
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