For the many pun-ters in this group
1. Friends pay restaurant bills on a de-tu-de basis.
2. God never tasted any cough syrup, because khuda-na-khasta.
3. Last night I had an extra spicy garlic chutney. This morning I learnt my lehsun
4. Visited a dentist named Simran. She asked "where are you feeling the pain?"
Me: Jaw Simran Jaw
5. I really don't care who takes bath daily. It स्नान of my business.
6. "Kya tujhe hammer se darr lagta hai?"
7. Come on Pat-Anjali
What Ayurveding for ?