Bathtub

In a "Mental Hospital" a Journalist asks the Doctor: How do You determine whether to admit a Mental Patient or Not?

Dr: Well..we'd fill a Bathtub 🛁 with Water and then give


a Teaspoon,

a Glass &

a Bucket

to the Patient and ask them to empty the Bathtub 🛁.

Journalist: Oh, obviously a normal person would use the Bucket because its Bigger.

Dr: "No, a normal Person would pull the Drain plug!
Please go to Bed No.39. We will start further Investigations on You!"

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You also thought of the Bucket, didn't You?? Please go to Bed No. 40 ! ?😛😝

Forward quickly... There are still some Beds available !!😝😝😝

Random

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💧 मोमबत्ती जलाकर मुर्दों को याद
किया जाता है l

💧 और मोमबत्ती बुझाकर जन्म
दिन मनाया जाता है l

(कैसी विडम्बना है हमारे देश की)

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💧 फूलन देवी डाकू होकर भी
चुनाव जीत गई थी l

💧 और किरन बेदी पुलिस वाली
होकर भी हार गई l

(किस्मत के खेल निराले मेरे भैया)
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5 चीजें जो खत्म होने पे बहुत तकलीफ देते हैं

1. दोस्ती
2. पैसा
3. प्यार
4. रविवार और
5. इंटरनेट पेक

लास्ट वाला तो रुला ही देता है…😜
😜😝😛😷😷😋😋

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😝😝 पुराने जमाने में जब कोई
अकेला बैठकर हंसता था, तो लोग
कहते थे… कि इसपर कोई भूत-
प्रेत का सांया है..!!
आज कोई अकेले में बैठकर हंसता है
तो कहते हैं…
मुझे भी SEND कर दे
😂😂😂😆😆😆🌿🐄
भारत अब साफ सुथरा रहेगा क्योंकि अब पूरी ,
" निरमा वाशिंग पाउडर " की टीम
" संसद " में मौजूद है ...!!
हेमा ,
रेखा ,
जया ,
और
सुषमा ,
सबकी पसंद ,निरमा .....🎽👖🎽👖

Chicken vocabulary

Chicken vocabulary
1. Who is the father of chicken?
Chicken ka bab.
2. Who is the mother of chicken?
Chicken Kima.
3. How do you tell a chicken to call you on your mobile?
Kalmi chicken
4. What happens when a chicken takes bath?
Chicken showerma.
5. Chicken in trouble?
Chicken soup.
6. Chicken getting injection?
Chicken teeka.
7. Chicken doing flattery?
Butter chicken.
8. Chicken on a winter night?
Chilly chicken.
9. Chicken @ retirement?
Chicken 65.😂

Sanskrit

संस्कृत की क्लास मे गुरूजी ने पूछा = पप्पू इस श्लोक का अर्थ बताओ.😳

"कर्मण्येवाधिकारस्ते मा फलेषु कदाचन".

पप्पू = राधिका शायद रस्ते मे फल बेचने का काम कर रही है.😄😃

गुरूजी = मूर्ख, ये अर्थ नही होता है. चल इसका अर्थ बता:-😳

"बहुनि मे व्यतीतानि, जन्मानि तव चार्जुन."

पप्पू = मेरी बहू के कई बच्चे पैदा हो चुके हैं, सभी का जन्म चार जून को हुआ है.😝😝

गुरूजी = अरे गधे, संस्कृत पढता है कि घास चरता है. अब इसका अर्थ बता:-
😳
"दक्षिणे लक्ष्मणोयस्य वामे तू जनकात्मजा."

पप्पू = दक्षिण मे खडे होकर लक्ष्मण बोला जनक आजकल तो तू बहुत मजे मे है.😄😝

गुरूजी = अरे पागल, तुझे १ भी श्लोक का अर्थ नही मालूम है क्या ?😡

पप्पू = मालूम है ना.
😁
गूरूजी = तो आखरी बार पूछता हूँ इस श्लोक का सही सही अर्थ बताना.-😡

हे पार्थ त्वया चापि मम चापि…….!

क्या अर्थ है जल्दी से बता.

पप्पू = महाभारत के युद्ध मे श्रीकृष्ण भगवान अर्जुन से कह रहे हैं कि……..😘😜

गुरूजी उत्साहित होकर बीच मे ही कहते हैं = हाँ, शाबास, बता क्या कहा श्रीकृष्ण ने अर्जुन से……..?😳😳

पप्पू =

भगवान बोले = अर्जुन तू भी चाय पी ले, मैं भी चाय पी लेता हूँ. फिर युद्ध करेंगे.

Which song?

Which song is this?

12.999999999999999.....

http://youtu.be/rTuxUAuJRyY

Horse and a goat

There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat…..

One day, the horse became ill and he called the veterinarian, who said: Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days. I'll come back on the 3rd day and if he's not better, we're going to have to put him down.

Nearby, the goat listened closely to their conversation.

The next day, they gave him the medicine and left.

The goat approached the horse and said: - Be strong,  friend. Get up or else they're going to put you to sleep!

On the second day, they gave him the medicine and left.

The goat came back and said: - Come on buddy, get up or else you're going to die! Come on, I'll help you get up.

Let's go! One, two, three...

On the third day, they came to give him the medicine and the vet said:- Unfortunately, we're going to have to put him down tomorrow. Otherwise, the virus might spread and infect the other horses.

After they left, the goat approached the horse and said: Listen pal, it's now or never! Get up, come on! Have courage! Come on! Get up! Get up! That's it, slowly! Great! Come on, one, two, three... Good, good. Now faster, come on...... Fantastic! Run, run more!

Yes! Yay! Yes! You did it, you're a champion!!!

All of a sudden, the owner came back, saw the horse running in the field and began shouting: It's a miracle! My horse is cured. We must have a grand party. Let's Cook the goat!!!! 😳😭😷😢 

Lesson:

Whatever you do, always mark a CC to your manager. 😝😝😝

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