Thursday, March 5, 2009

Bad Economy - Good joke

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Good morning" said the young man.

"If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to
demonstrate the very latest in high powered vacuum cleaners."

"Go away", said the old lady. "I haven't got any money. I'm broke", and
she proceeded to closer the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door, and
pushed it wide open.

"Don't be too hasty", he said. "Not until you have at least seen my
demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure
onto her hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse
manure from your carpet, madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a good
appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."

41 comments:

  1. 若對自己誠實,日積月累,就無法對別人不忠了。........................................

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  2. pleasure to find such a good artical! please keep update!! ........................................

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  3. 這個讚唷!!值得佳賞與獎勵~~●ω●........................................

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  4. 春冰薄,人情更薄;登天難,求人更難。 ............................................................

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  5. 好的開始並不代表會成功,壞的開始並不代表是失敗..........................................................................

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  6. 愛,拆開來是心和受兩個字。用心去接受對方的一切,用心去愛對方的所有。................................................................

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  7. 河水永遠是相同的,可是每一剎那又都是新的。.................................................................

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  8. 當一個人內心能容納兩樣相互衝突的東西,這個人便開始變得有價值了。............................................................

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  9. 你不能決定生命的長度,但你可以控制它的寬度............................................................

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  10. 人生最重要的一件事,就是從生活中認識你自己。............................................................

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  11. 生存乃是不斷地在內心與靈魂交戰;寫作是坐著審判自己。..................................................

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  12. 我們能互相給予的最佳禮物是「真心的關懷」。.......................................................

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  13. 世界上沒有本來就應該的事,因為老天爺也沒有劇本..................................................

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  14. 不會從失敗中找尋教訓的人,成功之路是遙遠的。.................................................

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